I love playing Mass Effect 3. It's a great shooter game and I play it a lot. But after that one horrid day , I never touched the game ever again. It started out as a normal playing session, me, laughing and drewiee playing in a multiplayer server. I always loved to kill the enemy next to the wall, as the head would spaz. I did so for the first 5 waves, and then the game crashed.
So I figured the game just had an error, reset the XBOX, and proceeded to the Mass Effect 3 main menu. Though, as I went to invite them back, I saw that I was not logged in. I tried to log in, but text appeared saying:
"Failed to connect to XBLA. Please try again later."
So I got a little impatient and tried again not even seconds later. But the text was different and pretty unusual "I asked nicely, now bother me later." I proceeded to sign in. It now said, "Are you an idiot? I said later!"
I did not stop trying, as I was determined to play with my friends. It now said a really aggressive statement:
"DO NOT TRY TO LOG IN! PLAY YOUR GAME OR WE TAKE AWAY YOUR XBLA ACCOUNT!" I did not want to lose my account, so I stopped.
I figured it would sign me in if I selected multiplayer. It didn't sign me in , but it let me got to the multiplayer menu. I just did what I would do, start a match. So I played as usual and in no time I was on the extraction wave. But instead of the victory music and message showing up , the ship landed on my character and blood spewed everywhere.
Text displayed saying, "It was an accident!" But in between the "was" and "an" was tiny text saying:
"ON PURPOSE"
Suddenly, the "an accident" faded away, and "ON PURPOSE" got larger.
It froze, but as I went to reset the XBOX, the XBOX started to smoke, and then it lit on fire as Geth Pyro sound effects played. I called 911 as I ran outside and across the street to my neighbors house. The house burned down. All the Firefighter said was, "This is why crashes exist, they are a warning to evacuate."
All I saw was the dead skeletons of my family. I cried as the last of the fire was put out. I sent a letter to Microsoft, attempting to sue them. They replied back the next day "Buy the XBOX720."